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The Vicar V (part 3 of 3)Click here to view the previous part of this scambust, or click here to read this scambust from the beginning. From: Gilbert Murray To: Mariam Abacha Subject: Either Mr Bernard complies with my demands, or this transaction is off Sent: Tue, 12 Sep 2006 13:51:42 Dear Mrs Abacha, I am sorry, my dear lady, but the matter is simple. Either Mr Bernard complies with my three demands, or this entire transaction is off, and I shall instead move forward with the alternative business proposal that has been put to me by Barrister Okeke. You say that Mr Bernard is currently a member of the Catholic church. Well, that explains a lot. But does he not realise that by remaining in that church he is condemning himself to eternal damnation? You have obviously seen the light, my dear lady, so please do your best to persuade Mr Bernard of the wisdom of converting to the Church of Zeal or no Zeal, as you yourself are about to do. You ask who Barrister Okeke is. I am sure that I have told you this on a number of occasions. He is a countryman of yours - a terribly nice chap - who contacted me a couple of weeks ago with a very lucrative-sounding proposal involving a wealthy client who unfortunately died without any surviving relatives to leave his fortune to. As it happens, Barrister Okeke contacted me again today: he is keen for us to make progress with his proposal. However, I have told him that out of the goodness of my heart I am giving you and your lawyer one final chance before dropping this business and moving forward with his proposal instead. Now then, you say that you cannot open the application form that I sent you? It is a PDF file. I have discussed this with Curate Segg and he tells me that all you need to do to open it is to download some free software called "Adobe Acrobat Reader", which apparently is available on the following website: http://www.adobe.com/. It is not my fault if you are using substandard computer equipment that lacks the most basic of software. Kindly download the necessary software and get the form back to me as soon as you can. I am growing tired of this, Mrs Abacha, and Barrister Okeke is keen to make some progress. I repeat, this success of this transaction is now in Mr Bernard's kiddy-fiddling hands. Either he meets my three demands, or you can forget about this entire transaction. May the Great Prophet Noel guide you to Adobe's website and watch over you as you download the free Acrobat Reader software that you need to open the application form I sent you. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Barrister John Bernard To: Gilbert Murray Subject: OK Sent: Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:46:47 Dear Reverend Murray, What you have to do now is to transfer the $2,950 to my personal assistant again and take $50 out for the ChildLine appeal. I think have donate something to your church but I am very sorry about the advice I gave to Beaker by stopping him going to the police office and I will join your church so send me the application form. Please you have to send it through MoneyGram transfer.
I am still waiting to hear from you with the application form both the MoneyGram information and your name and address you used to send it. Thanks, Barr John Bernard From: Gilbert Murray To: Barrister John Bernard Subject: REJOICE! For you have made the right decision Sent: Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:21:40 Dear Mr Bernard, Thank you for your email. I am pleased to see that have made the right decision. Obviously your soul is not quite beyond redemption, sullied as it has been by your pederastic proclivities. REJOICE, Mr Bernard, for the agents of the Great Prophet Noel will soon be on hand to scourge you clean of your sins. It is the only way. Now then, as you are well aware, I laid down three demands which you must meet before I am willing to continue with this transaction. Let us deal with them one by one. Firstly, I require you to make a full confession of your sins to me. To this end, I require you to write out the following text by hand onto a piece of paper. I require you to sign it and date it, then scan it in and send a copy of it to me so that I can place it onto the altar of the Great Prophet Noel and pray for your redemption. Here is the text I require you to copy out:
Secondly, I require you to fill in an application form to join my church. I have attached one to this email. Please print it out, fill it in by hand, scan it back in and send me a copy. You may be aware that Mrs Abacha has also agreed to join the church, so you will be in good company. Thirdly, I require you to make a donation of $50 towards my church's ChildLine appeal. This is to atone for your pederastic behaviour. To this end, please send the sum of $50 to the appeal treasurer, via either MoneyGram or Western Union, using the following details:
Once you have transferred the money to Mr xxxxxx, you must send the information that is required for him to collect the money to me, so that I can pass it on to him. I also require you to scan in a copy of the Western Union or MoneyGram receipt that you are given, and send that to me as well. As I have told you before, I am not willing to transfer the $3,000 to your assistant until you have satisfied all three of these demands. I think I will be able to put Barrister Okeke off for a little while longer, but he has told me that he is not prepared to wait around forever, so make haste, Mr Bernard. I expect to receive your signed confession, your completed application form and proof of the payment you have made by return. I look forward to welcoming you into my church. May the Great Prophet Noel bless your converted cotton socks. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray A Church of Zeal or no Zeal application form was attached to Reverend Murray's email. From: Gilbert Murray To: Mariam Abacha Subject: Good news, dear lady Sent: Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:46:32 Dear Mrs Abacha, Good news, dear lady: I have just heard from your paedophile lawyer, Mr Bernard. For the sake of this transaction, he has agreed to meet my demands in full. I can only imagine that you had a quiet word with him and made him aware that the success of this entire transaction rests upon his hunched shoulders. I must thank you, dear lady: without your intervention, not only would this transaction have failed, but Mr Bernard's soul would have been damned for all eternity. The Great Prophet Noel would be proud of you. Talking of the Great Prophet Noel, I look forward to receiving your completed membership application form by return, along with the information I have demanded from your pederastic barrister. May the Great Prophet Noel use His cocoa of redemption to ensure that you always enjoy a good night's sleep. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Mariam Abacha To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Good News!!! Sent: Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:13:01 Dear Reverend Murray, Thanks for your understand on this matter at hand and all is well with what you just said and I cannot open the application form you just sent to me because I do not know how to download software on my computer so kindly give me the necessary details on the application form so that I will provide the necessary information needed to enable you fill it on my behalf. Stop send email to Barrister Okeke and where him from? I think you have to take out $50 from the $3,000 and send the remaining $2,950 to my lawyer and may the Great Prophet Noel be with you. Amen, Mrs Abacha From: Gilbert Murray To: Mariam Abacha Subject: I am growing tired of all this nonsense Sent: Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:32:45 Dear Mrs Abacha, I am sorry, my dear lady, but I am growing tired of all this nonsense. If you are unable to open the PDF file that I sent to you, please ask one of your friends to assist you. PDFs are a very common file format, according to Curate Segg, so if you follow the instructions I gave you, you should be able to open it without any problems. I am not willing to put up with any more excuses on your part... especially when Barrister Okeke is so keen to move forward. As regards your pederastic lawyer, I have sent him comprehensive instructions on what he must do. Either he adheres to all of my demands, or I will move forward with Barrister Okeke... who is pressuring me more and more each day to commit to his proposal. If Mr Bernard meets my demands before the end of tomorrow, I will be happy to move forward with this transaction and transfer the $3,000 to his assistant. If he does not, I will be forced to move forward with Barrister Okeke. May the Great Prophet Noel make Mr Bernard fully aware of the dangers of prevarication in this business. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Barrister Okeke To: Mariam Abacha Subject: THIS JAND AKATA GILBERT MAN HE IS MINE NOW Sent: Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:53:09 HEY OLODO THIS JAND AKATA GILBERT MAN HE IS MINE NOW YOU HAVE YOUR CHANCE YOU BLOW IT NOW I CHOP HIS MUGU DOLLAR BACK OFF MAGA OR I SHOOT YOUR THORUGH THE HEAD BARR OKEKE From: Beaker To: Mariam Abacha Subject: You promised to help me but you have been no help at all Sent: Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:02:40 Hello Mrs Abacha, It is me Beaker again. I am not happy with you because you promised to help me but you have been no help at all and you didn't even answer my last email and I thought you were my friend but what kind of friend doesn't even answer their friend's emails? I have not been able to leave my room for the past few days because Reverend Murray whipped me yet again and this time it was for breaking a little statue of the Great Prophet Noel and it was an accident and I told Reverend Murray that but he said that it did not matter because I had committed a grave sin even if it was an accident and he said that I must be punished and later that day some big men came and tied me to the altar again and Reverend Murray whipped me for breaking the statue. That is why I have been stuck in my room because Reverend Murray whipped me so hard that all the skin on my back has come off and I have been lying on my front for all this time waiting for it to heal. Reverend Murray is not a nice man Mrs Abacha. As if it was not bad enough that he keeps whipping me every time I make the smallest mistake he is docking my wages for the time I have not been able to work because of the wounds on my back and that is not fair because he caused them in the first place. I hate it here Mrs Abacha and I do not think that I can stand it any longer. I am going to run away and I am going to go to the police and I am going to tell them that Reverend Murray keeps whipping me and I am going to get the police to arrest him for grievous bodily harm or whatever it is that they can charge him with and I hope that they will be able to protect me from the Great Prophet Noel and his men who will want to stop me from leaving the church. I have made my mind up. I am going to run away tonight when it dark and when the wounds on my back have healed a little bit more. I overheard Reverend Murray talking to Curate Segg earlier today and he was saying that you and your useless lawyer Mr Bernard were going to join the church but I want to warn you not to because I think this is an evil church and all that seems to happen when you join the church is you get whipped all the time and it hurts a lot. I also overheard Reverend Murray tell Curate Segg that he had sent your email address to the other Nigerian man he is dealing with who I think is called Mr Bukkake or something like that because he said that Mr Bukkake had asked for your contact details because he wanted to offer his services as a lawyer to you seeing as you had such a useless lawyer at the moment. Please Mrs Abacha if you hear from Mr Bukkake please warn him not to join the church either because he will just end up getting whipped all the time. My back hurts again so I am going to go and lie on my front now for the rest of the day and I am going to save my energy for tonight when I am going to run away. Wish me luck. Thanking you, Beaker From: Mariam Abacha To: Gilbert Murray Subject: See What Barrister Okeke Send Me Sent: Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:08:33 See What Barrister Okeke Send Me:
From: Mariam Abacha To: Gilbert Murray Subject: I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ME Sent: Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:20:15 Dear Reverend Murray, Look!!! If there is anything I hate in this world that should be insult. How dare you insult me because I made a business proposal to you, this is a business I gave you in confidence with the believe that you will never let me down in any way. Before I will go on with the application form you sent to me and what you have to do is to send the $2,950 to my family lawyer Barr John Bernard because you and Barrister Okeke have urgent arrangement to run away with my money when the money came into your hand and I see that as a scam and fraud? I am not telling you this to convince you because it is a matter of choice, but I believe that nobody sees this type of opportunity and play with it. So if you are no longer serious to complete this business the way we started it you hands off completely so that I will look for another serious and more purposeful partner because this business is my life and my family hope!!! May the Great Prophet Noel take you out from Barrister Okeke handle because he called you his mugu and maga all he want from you is your money and I see Barrister Okeke as a scam and fraud star. But may the Great Prophet Noel open your eye and get you out from Barrister Okeke hand. Thanks and God bless! Amen!!! Sincerely, Dr Mrs Mariam Abacha From: Gilbert Murray To: Mariam Abacha Subject: You must be mistaken Sent: Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:23:16 Dear Mrs Abacha, I am confused by your emails. When have I insulted you, my dear lady? I have done no such thing as far as I can recollect. And what was that illiterate garbage you sent me? I did not understand a word of it. That cannot have come from that nice Barrister Okeke; he is a very well-spoken fellow. The email you sent to me reads more as if it came from your own lawyer, the pederastic Mr Bernard. I have pressing matters to attend to today - Beaker is nowhere to be found and the church needs cleaning - so I do not have time to deal with your bizarre outpourings. Mr Bernard knows what the situation is. As soon as he complies with my demands, we will be able to make some progress. May the Great Prophet Noel shine His light of truth into your eyes. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Barrister John Bernard To: Gilbert Murray Subject: GET BACK TO ME!!! Sent: Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:00:05 Dear Reverend Murray, Thanks your for positive responses and co-operation in this matter at hand, in fact before I will fill in the application form to join your church you have to take out $50 from the $3,000 and send me the remaining money which is about $2,950 OK. And send it to my personal assistant using the following details below:
Also you should not worry about the application form and about confession signed I will try to do it when the time comes OK but what you have to do now just by sending the money right away and also to enable me finish processing the documents out from the court because every legal documents backing this money will be provided by me. My fear now is the security of this money once the transaction came to your side and I do not know your capability and facilities to handle this big amount of money. I really want to know if you will maintaining these communications with me. Finally you have to be following my instructions which I will be giving you that is the main key to the success of this transaction so I will get back to you as soon as I receive the money from you but I think you have put Barrister Okeke off in this transaction. May the Great Prophet Noel help you to do so. Amen!!! Thanks, Barr John Bernard From: Gilbert Murray To: Barrister John Bernard Subject: How many times do I have to tell you this? Sent: Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:43:27 Dear Mr Bernard, How many times do I have to tell you this? I am not willing to transfer any money at all to you or your personal assistant until you have done what you promised to do, ie:
I repeat, you need to comply with these three demands before I will be willing to send any money to you. This is to show contrition for your pederastic leanings. I am growing tired of this whole business, Mr Bernard. That nice Barrister Okeke is promising a smooth and hitch-free transaction - in stark contrast to the mess you are making of this transaction. Either you comply with my three demands immediately, or I drop this business and move forward with Barrister Okeke. The choice is yours. I must go now: Beaker has not turned up for work today and nobody has seen him. I am going to search around the village to see if I can find him May the Great Prophet Noel knock some sense into you. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Barrister John Bernard; Cc: Mariam Abacha Subject: Why have you not yet done what you promised to do? Sent: Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:05:30 Dear Mr Bernard, I have just found time to send you this quick email before morning service. Why have you not yet done what you promised to do? Where is your signed confession? Where is your completed application form? Where is your $50 donation to my church's ChildLine appeal? I fear that you are probably too busy interfering with small boys to continue with this business. Well shame on you, sir. I am seriously tempted to suggest to Mrs Abacha that we find ourselves a different lawyer. Maybe that nice Mr Okeke will be able to help us conclude this transaction. On a more positive note, I am pleased to be able to tell you that Beaker has turned up safe and well. I was beginning to worry about him, but he arrived back yesterday evening in the back of a police car. Sadly, it appears that he had attempted to run away and leave the church. It appears that he wandered round for a while and then decided to go to the local police station. The police constable - who is a member of the church - tells me that Beaker told him all kinds of stories about cruelty and maltreatment. How terribly sad. I can only think that the poor man must be sick in the head. Well, thankfully the police constable brought Beaker straight back here, into the loving arms of the church, where he can be looked after. There truly is no better place for him. Of course, Beaker had to be punished for running away from the church and abandoning his duties. The Book of Noel is quite clear on that point, and even goes so far as to state precisely what the punishment for such behaviour should be. Therefore, with the help of the police constable, Curate Segg and I took Beaker down to the crypt last night and hung him by a chain from the ceiling by his ankles. I flogged Beaker until his shirt was hanging off his back in bloody ribbons, while Curate Segg beat the soles of his feet with a cane. It was a sad thing to have to do, but it is the only way. Anyway, we will release him from his bonds tomorrow, and then let him out of the crypt next weekend. Hopefully that will have taught him a lesson. May the Great Prophet Noel teach you a lesson Mr Bernard and persuade you to stop fiddling with small boys and complete this transaction. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Barrister Okeke To: Mariam Abacha Subject: THIS GILBERT FOOL HE MINE NOW Sent: Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:35:52 HEY OLODO YOU LOSE BINGO SCAMBOY THIS GILBERT FOOL HE MINE NOW HE SICK OF YOU HIS MUGU DOLLAR MINE NOW YOU GO BACK TO YOUR MAMA AND LET THE BIG BOYZ TAKE THE BIG DOLLAR YOU BIG FOOL YOU NEVER AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU DIE POOR IN THE STREET GOATBOY BARR OKEKE From: Gilbert Murray To: Mariam Abacha Subject: I suggest we find a different lawyer Sent: Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:38:35 Dear Mrs Abacha, I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news my dear lady, but thanks to your lawyer Mr Bernard, this transaction appears to have ground to a complete halt. Although he promised to join my church, to confess his sins to me and to donate $50 to my church's ChildLine appeal, he has done none of these things. If you don't mind me saying so, dear lady, you have made a very poor choice of lawyer. Mr Bernard has shown himself to be nothing more than an incompetent, lying paedophile. I am sorry, but I can no longer work with such a man. He offends my religious sensibilities on so many levels that I do not know where to begin. However, it would be a shame to let Mr Bernard scupper this entire transaction. I would still like to continue with this business, but I will only do so on the proviso that we use a different lawyer. What do you think, dear lady? Do you know any other lawyers that we could use? If not, I can wholeheartedly recommend my own lawyer, the eminent Welsby... or maybe we could engage the services of that nice Barrister Okeke who I have been telling you about. Please get back to me as soon as you can with your thoughts on the matter... and with your completed application form too. May the Great Prophet Noel protect the young boys of Nigeria by gelding Mr Bernard with a rusty pair of garden shears. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Mariam Abacha To: Gilbert Murray Subject: SIGN OFF Sent: Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:59:44 Dear Reverend Murray, Thanks for your understand and before I will fill in the application form you have to send the $2,950 to my family lawyer Barrister John Bernard. If not sign your hand off in this business so that I will look for other person OK. May the Great Prophet Noel help you to sign off. Thank you, Mrs Abacha From: Gilbert Murray To: Mariam Abacha Subject: I am transferring my business to Barrister Okeke Sent: Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:37:26 Dear Mrs Abacha, I was sad to read your last email. Like your pederastic barrister, you are obviously not truly interested in joining my church and in receiving the grace and salvation that can only be provided by the Great Prophet Noel. This saddens me deeply, because I know for a fact that by not joining the Church of Zeal or no Zeal, you and Mr Bernard are condemning yourselves to spending eternity in Hell. As (despite your previous promises to the contrary) you are obviously not willing to join my church - all you seem to care about is me sending that money to your paedophile barrister for some reason - I am afraid that I am going to have to call a halt to proceedings. It is your loss, Mrs Abacha, not mine, for I am positive that the business proposal that has been put forward by that nice Barrister Okeke will prove to be even more profitable for the church than yours was going to be. This really is such a shame. I was so looking forward to meeting you and Mr Bernard in person so that I could administer a good ritual scourging to you both. I was looking forward to seeing the looks on your faces as I whipped your sins out of you. But that is not to be. I must go now: my unusually large organ needs a good polish so I have decided to release Beaker from the crypt earlier than planned so that he can get on with his job. I shall flog him mercilessly again later today to make up for the reduction in his original punishment. I wish you luck in finding a new business partner. May the Great Prophet Noel forgive you and your kiddy-fiddling barrister for turning your backs on the one true church. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Barrister Okeke; Cc: Mariam Abacha Subject: Let us move forward, my good man Sent: Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:51:03 Dear Barrister Okeke, I have finally decided to give up on the business proposal that was put to me by Mrs Abacha and to move forward with your own. I must apologise for having taken so long to come to this decision, but I was willing to give Mrs Abacha and her pederastic lawyer one more chance to prove themselves to be honest and trustworthy people. I am sad to report that they have failed to do so. I received your completed application form earlier this morning. Thank you very much. I shall pass it on to the Great Prophet Noel's office later for processing immediately. I look forward to welcoming you into the church when we meet in person. Regarding the $10,000 that you require, please be advised that I will be transferring it to you later today via MoneyGram. I will send you the details of the transfer as soon as it has been made, and trust that you will be able to expedite matters promptly with the High Court as soon as you have received the money. May the Great Prophet Noel bless every hair on your head and every bone in your body. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Beaker To: Mariam Abacha Subject: IF YOU HELP ME THEN I WILL HELP YOU Sent: Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:15:39 Hello Mrs Abacha, It is me Beaker again. I am very angry with Reverend Murray because he keeps on whipping me every time I do something wrong and it is getting to be unbearable. I ran away the other day like I said I would and I went to the police but the policeman is a member of the church so he did not listen to me and he took me straight back to the church and Reverend Murray hung me upside down in the crypt and he whipped me and Curate Segg beat my feet and they left me hanging there for a whole day and then even when they let me down they locked me in the crypt in the dark without any food or water. I cannot stand this any more. This is a wicked church and Reverend Murray is a wicked man. I need to get far away from here out of the clutches of Reverend Murray and the Great Prophet Noel and I can only do that with your help. I have got a plan. I know that Reverend Murray has stopped contacting you because he told me so and he has started doing business with Mr Bukkake or whatever his name is and he has gone to the post office to transfer some money to Mr Bukkake right now and that is how come I could get away to send you this email. Reverend Murray told me that if you were not willing to join the church then you would just have to find yourself another business partner. My plan is that if you help me then I will help you. I will be your business partner and I will complete this transaction and you can transfer all the money to me instead of Reverend Murray like you were going to. I will be able to do this because although I do not have much money of my own I still have access to the organ restoration fund bank account so I can withdraw as much money as I like from that account. I know that would be stealing and that stealing is wrong but I am past caring and it will serve Reverend Murray right for whipping me so much for no good reason and I want to get my own back on him and the church. So if I take the money out of the organ restoration fund and send it to Mr Bernard then he can do the paperwork and transfer all the money to me and I can use the money to get away from here and start a new life far away from wicked old Reverend Murray and his whip. And that would be helping you out at the same time so that would be good for both of us. What do you think Mrs Abacha? Do you think that would be a good idea? Please let me know and let me know fast because I need to get away from here as soon as I can. I have to go now because Reverend Murray has just come back and I can hear him calling for me because he wants me to polish his organ for him and I do not want to get on the wrong side of him again because I do not want him to whip me again because I can barely stand up as it is. Thanking you, Beaker PS. Please do not tell Reverend Murray about any of this because I am afraid that if he found out he would whip me harder than he has ever whipped me before. This has got to be a secret between you and me and Reverend Murray must not find out. From: Mariam Abacha To: Beaker Subject: Urgent Sent: Tue, 19 Sep 2006 15:17:52 Dear Beaker, Thanks for your understand and I am very happy to hear that from you so if you can send the $3,000 to my family lawyer Barrister John Bernard and send the money to his personal assistant, please do it as soon as possible by via MoneyGram.
And send the details of the transfer to my lawyer Barrister John Bernard so that the High Court will release the affidavit of facts on behalf of Billy Beaker not Reverend Murray and don't tell anybody or your friends about it OK and I give you a handsome reward of 30% of the total sum of $85 milion. Thanks, Mrs Abacha From: Beaker To: Mariam Abacha Subject: TOGETHER WE WILL GET REVENGE ON NASTY OLD REVEREND MURRAY Sent: Wed, 20 Sep 2006 16:10:55 Hello Mrs Abacha, It is me Beaker again. I am glad to hear that you want to work with me now and not nasty old Reverend Murray and that is good news and together we will get revenge on him for whipping me all the time which he did again yesterday afternoon and he said he had to do it because he let me out of the crypt early and I had to be punished in some other way and now I am in more pain than ever. I just hope there is enough money left in the organ restoration fund because Curate Segg told me this morning that Reverend Murray had taken $10,000 out of it and transferred it to Mr Bukkake or whatever his name is so I hope there is enough left. I will check at the bank tomorrow and if there enough left I will transfer it to Mr Bernard's assistant Mr Chidi Francis. Are you sure that you want me to use MoneyGram because last time I sent Mr Chidi Francis money that way he was useless at picking it up and that got me into trouble with Reverend Murray and I do not want to have to go through all that again. Please let me know. I must go now because I have to clean the vestry but I will check my email again tomorrow and see if you have replied. We are partners now and that makes me very happy. Thanking you, Beaker From: Barrister Okeke To: Mariam Abacha Subject: I GET THE MAGA DOLLAR!!!!!!!!!!!! Sent: Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:32:38 HEY OLODO I GOT THE MAGA DOLLAR FROM THIS GILBERT FOOL HE SEND IT TO ME AND I WIN BIG TIME 10 BIG ONES I GET FROM HIM HIS HEAD SO FULL OF GOD NO ROOM LEFT FOR BRAINS NO ROOM FOR BRIAN IN YO HEAD TOO MUMU MAHU GO CRY TO MAMA COZ YOU LOOSE AND I MAKE BIG TIME BETTER GO SWEEP THE STREET COZ YOU NO GOOD AAT THE BIG GAME FOOL BARR OKEKE From: Mariam Abacha To: Beaker Subject: DO IT AS SOON AS YOU CAN Sent: Wed, 20 Sep 2006 22:58:16 Dear Beaker, Thanks for replying and I very happy to hear that from you, but I sorry to hear that Reverend Murray he whip you again. Sorry for that my dear friend and he send $10,000 to Barrister Okeke. If there is any money in that account what you have to do, go to the town and send it to my family lawyer's assistant Mr Chidi Francis. Because Reverend Murray used MoneyGram to send $10,000 to Barrister Okeke or you have to go to the town and use Western Union OK.
If there is still enough money left in the organ restoration fund, so send it to my lawyer so that he will get visa for you to come down to Nigeria. I hope to hear from you again. Thanks, Mrs Abacha From: Mariam Abacha To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Urgent Sent: Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:59:08 Dear Reverend Murray, I hope you will understand me because Barrister Okeke is a full of scam and fraud and you just enter your money in the hand of a 419 but if the Great Prophet Noel is a God, he could open your eyes to see what Barrister Okeke is all about? I want to join your church but understand you any more why? Because I gave you this business with confidence and believe that you will never let me down as a man of God. Of course you just let me down by following a scam called Barrister Okeke. Because you just made he a rich man by sending him sum of $10,000, about one million three hundred and seventy thousand Naira (N1,370,000). May the Great Prophet Noel stop you move forward with scam person Barrister Okeke Amen. Mrs Abacha From: Gilbert Murray To: Mariam Abacha Subject: Re: Urgent Sent: Thu, 21 Sep 2006 13:45:34 Dear Mrs Abacha, I am surprised to have heard from you again. I must say, I do wish you would stop besmirching the reputation of that nice Barrister Okeke. He is a fine man - quite unlike your own barrister, Mr Bernard - and unlike Mr Bernard, I am quite sure that he would never consider doing anything inappropriate with small boys. I am happy to report that my business with Barrister Okeke is proceeding nicely. Please bear in mind that if you and Mr Bernard had joined my church as you promised, I would be doing business with you right now, not Barrister Okeke. This is your loss, Mrs Abacha. You have brought this upon yourself. I have to say, I did not understand some of what you said in your email at all. What is a "419"? And what is a "Naira"? Is that a breed of goat or something? May the Great Prophet Noel persuade you to stop rubbishing the reputation of one of Nigeria's finest barristers. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Mariam Abacha To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Urgent Sent: Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:08:24 Dear Reverend Murray, Thank you for your mail and I have just fill in the application form and I will send you a copy of it. About 419 the simple meaning when you send money to person and you don't get the business back with the own money that is meaning OK. About the Naira is our currency we use in Nigeria OK. May the Great Prophet Noel make you understand what Barrister Okeke is all about OK. Thanks, Mrs Abacha From: Gilbert Murray To: Mariam Abacha Subject: I look forward to receiving your completed application form Sent: Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:47:01 Dear Mrs Abacha, Rejoice! Praise be to the Great Prophet Noel, for you have seen the light and will be joining the one true church! Your soul will be saved! Noelelujah! Please get the completed form back to me as soon as you can: there is no time to waste where the saving of souls is concerned. Tell me, will your pederastic barrister be completing a form and joining the church too? I do hope so: if ever I have come across a soul that needed saving, it is his. I am afraid that I have some rather unfortunate news about Beaker. He acted disgracefully on Wednesday evening during vespers. I was in the middle of a reading when he sneezed all over the Book of Noel. Despoiling the Book of Noel is a grave sin, and one that demands serious punishment. Therefore as soon as the service was over I strapped him to the altar once more and flogged him to within an inch of his life, then locked him in the crypt. He has been there since Wednesday evening and I shall not be letting him out until after the weekend. If I am feeling generous, I shall be providing him with some bread and water later today. But he really does not deserve it. Unfortunately, there appears to have been a slight hitch in my business with that nice Barrister Okeke. Apparently some additional court fees have come to light, and they require paying before we can move the business forward. Barrister Okeke is currently negotiating the fees with the court officials, but it is looking as if I am going to have to pay an addition $6,000 in order to complete the business. It is unfortunate, but the rewards at the end will make it all worthwhile. I look forward to receiving your completed application form by return. May the Great Prophet Noel bless the pen you have used to fill in the form. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray PS. Tell me, have you managed to find yourself a new business partner yet? If you and your barrister are now willing to join the church - and if Mr Bernard is now willing to confess his sins and donate $50 towards my church's ChildLine appeal - then maybe we can move forward after all. Do let me know your thoughts on this. From: Mariam Abacha To: Gilbert Murray Subject: I have completed the application form Sent: Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:57:48 Dear Reverend Murray, Thanks for your mail and I am very happy to hear that from you OK. I have attached application form to this email. Below is the copy of it but you are still my business partner and I hope my lawyer will join your church as a member so that we can complete this business. Please sir, try your best to send the $2,950 to my family lawyer Barrister John Bernard by Monday. May the Great Prophet Noel will make you to understand me because you are the only hope my family have. Thanks, Mrs Abacha From: Barrister John Bernard To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Urgent!!! Sent: Sun, 24 Sep, 2006 10:02:59 Dear Reverend Murray, I have managed to complete the church application form. I am now a full member of the Great Prophet Noel Amen!!!! So try to send the $2,950 to my personal assistant and I have donated $50 to your ChildLine appeal well take the $50 out from the $3,000 and send the remain to me so that the security company will now deliver the $85 million in cash to your doorstep. And no additional fees after payment of $3,000 to the court OK so send the money though MoneyGram and below is the info to be used.
Am hoping to hear from you as soon as you can. Thanks, Barr John Bernard From: Gilbert Murray To: Mariam Abacha; Barrister John Bernard Subject: Thank the Great Prophet Noel that you have seen the light Sent: Sun, 24 Sep 2006 15:51:33 Dear Mrs Abacha/Mr Bernard, Thank you both from the bottom of my heart for your completed application forms. I shall forward them on to the Great Prophet Noel's office first thing in the morning for processing. If they have any queries regarding the forms, I shall get back to you. Thank the Great Prophet Noel that you have seen the light. You will be able to go to bed tonight and sleep safe in the knowledge that your souls are well on the way towards being saved. And the Great Prophet Noel alone knows just how badly they need saving. Unfortunately, before we can continue with this transaction, there are a couple of outstanding matters that need to be resolved. Firstly, there is the matter of the signed confession that I need from Mr Bernard. Given the pederastic sins he has committed, there is no way I can continue until I have received this. If you remember, Mr Bernard, I instructed you to write the following confession out by hand onto a piece of paper, sign and date it, then scan it in and send me a copy:
Secondly, there is the matter of the $50 donation towards my church's ChildLine appeal that I need from Mr Bernard. I am afraid that it is simply not good enough for him to ask me to deduct $50 from the money that I am due to send to him; to show true contrition before the Great Prophet Noel, he must send the $50 to the appeal treasurer himself, via either MoneyGram or Western Union, using the following details:
I repeat, I am only willing to continue with this transaction if Mr Bernard shows true contrition. In order to do this, he must send me his signed confession and transfer $50 to my church's appeal. The sooner he does this, the sooner we will be able to move forward. I have just received another email from that nice Barrister Okeke. Unfortunately it sounds as if he is not having much luck in trying to negotiate a lower fee with the court officials. I only hope that there is enough money left in the organ restoration fund to continue business with you after I have sent Barrister Okeke all the money he needs to move his business forward. The sooner that Mr Bernard does the right thing the better if you ask me. I must go: Beaker's cries and wails of anguish from the crypt are becoming quite unbearable. I am going to go and warn him that if he does not quieten down I shall have to whip him again. May the Great Prophet Noel grant a permanent shine to your broken, dusty shoes. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray PS. When I printed out your application forms, I was struck by how similar your handwriting is. Did the two of you go to the same school, or does everyone in Nigeria have such similar handwriting? From: Barrister Okeke To: Mariam Abacha Subject: GET YOU HAND OFF THIS GILBERT OR I KILL YOU Sent: Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:04:16 HEY OLODO THIS GILBERT FOOL HE MINE NOW I GET 10 BIG ONES OFF HIM AN NOW I READY TO MILK HIM FOR MORE I JUST BUY ME BIG MERCEDES BENZ NOW I GET HIM TO SEND ME MORE DOLLARS I GO TO MILK HIS FULKING CHURCH DRY THIS MUGU HE MY MARK NOW SO GET YOU HAND OFF THIS GILBERT OR I KILL YOU COZ HIS MONEY MINE NOW YOU DONT MAIL HIM NO MORE OR I USE BLACK MAGIC AND I FIND YOU AN I COME AND I BLOW YOU BRAINS OUT THE BACK OF YOU HEAD I WARN YOU BIG TIME YOU BACK OFF OR I KILL YOU BIG TIME BARR OKEKE From: Mariam Abacha To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Send the money to lawyer Sent: Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:50:07 Dear Reverend Murray, Please take $50 out from the $3,000 and send the remain one to him today. Am still waiting to hear from you again. Thanks, Mrs Abacha From: Gilbert Murray To: Mariam Abacha Subject: When Mr Bernard fulfills his obligations, we can move forward Sent: Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:10:27 Dear Mrs Abacha, As I have already stated on numerous occasions, we will not be in a position to move forward with this business until Mr Bernard has fulfilled his obligations. As both you and he are well aware, this means that he must send me his signed confession and that he must donate $50 to my church's ChildLine appeal. To be frank, my dear lady, I am growing weary of having to explain this to you over and over again. May the Great Prophet Noel give me strength. This has all been caused by your barrister's disgusting pederastic behaviour. I am simply not willing to do business with the man until he has shown true contrition by carrying out the two above obligations. Time is running out, Mrs Abacha. The sooner Mr Bernard takes action, the sooner we will be able to move forward. I will not be sending any money to him or his personal assistant until he has satisfied my demands. The ball is in your court. Regarding your application forms, I forwarded them on to the Great Prophet Noel's office yesterday. I will get back to you as soon as I have any news. I am sad to have to report that I was unable to release Beaker from the crypt yesterday as I had planned to. I am beginning to think that the man must be deranged: he attacked me when I went into the crypt yesterday with some bread and water. As a punishment I have decided to keep him locked away down there until the end of the week, without any food or water. He will have to be sustained and nourished by the love of the Great Prophet Noel alone. I am hoping that will teach him the error of his ways. I will be visiting the crypt again later today - with Curate Segg as my backup - to administer another good flogging to Beaker. That should help him on his way to redemption. These problems I am experiencing with Mr Bernard are becoming extremely tiresome. I have to say, I am not having any of these problems with that nice Barrister Okeke. I suggest that you have a word with your lawyer and make him see sense. I will be waiting to hear from you. May the Great Prophet Noel make you see that the only way forward is for Mr Bernard to show true contrition and act upon my demands. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Barrister John Bernard Subject: What are you waiting for? Send me your confession and your donation immediately Sent: Tue, 26 Sep 2006 17:08:39 Dear Mr Bernard, What are you waiting for? Your slothful inaction is delaying this transaction interminably. My business with that nice Barrister Okeke is unfortunately turning out to be more expensive than I initially thought it would be: we have come up against a number of unfortunate setbacks, and each one has required a bit more money to resolve. If I do not receive your signed confession and the $50 charity donation from you in the very near future, I am afraid that there will not be enough money left in the organ restoration fund to continue with this business at all; I will have sent it all to that nice Barrister Okeke. If you really want to continue with this business, send me your signed confession and the $50 donation immediately, while there is still some money left in the organ restoration fund. The future of this transaction lies in your kiddy-fiddling hands, Mr Bernard. Do not let Mrs Abacha and myself down now, at the final hurdle. May the Great Prophet Noel place a holy rocket up your backside in order to spur you on to action. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Mariam Abacha; Barrister John Bernard Subject: There are some problems with your completed application forms Sent: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:32:11 Dear Mrs Abacha/Mr Bernard, I have just heard back from the Great Prophet Noel's office regarding the application forms that you sent to me. Unfortunately there appears to be a problem with both forms, and the Great Prophet Noel's clerical assistant, Mr Craven, requires clarification before the forms can be processed. The problem is all down to what you have entered against the "Total value of savings and other investments" question. Apparently what is required here is a specific monetary amount. What the two of you have written here ("Abacha Real Estates" and "House management") is not what is required at all. In fact, as Mr Craven pointed out to me, it doesn't even make any sense. Mr Craven expressed surprise that you had both misunderstood such a simple question. Given that, and the barely-legible childlike scrawl you both used when completing the forms, he wondered whether you had both been dropped on the head when you were children. In order for your forms to be processed promptly, please get back to me with proper answers to the question by return. I will then pass the information on to Mr Craven, and we will be able to move forward. Regarding our transaction, I note to my dismay that Mr Bernard has still not sent me a signed confession and that he has still not donated $50 to my church's ChildLine appeal. I can only assume that he is too busy abusing small boys to spent time on this business. What is your problem, Mr Bernard? Do you actually want to go to Hell? Because that is precisely where you are currently heading, my good man. Not only are you letting Mrs Abacha, myself and the Great Prophet Noel down, you are letting yourself down. I am going to be away next week: I shall be attending the Church of Zeal or no Zeal's annual convention. Therefore, if you still want to proceed with this transaction I suggest that you do so before the end of tomorrow. I am sad to have to report that Beaker is still misbehaving dreadfully. The man appears to be raving now, and he has been shouting all kinds of unNoelly threats at the top of his voice from the crypt. Things got so bad during choir practice last night that his shouting nearly drowned out the singing of the choir. I had no alternative but to call a temporary halt to choir practice, during which I went down to the crypt and bound and gagged him to shut him up. Naturally, as soon as choir practice was over I returned to the crypt and whipped him soundly. Given Beaker's current reprehensible behaviour, I fear that I will have no choice but to leave him locked in the crypt while I am away next week. I shall instruct Curate Segg to provide him with a modicum of bread and water each day. I pray to the Great Prophet Noel that the enforced isolation will encourage him to reflect on his behaviour and bring him to his senses. May the Great Prophet Noel whip some sense into Mr Bernard, for the sake of this transaction. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Beaker To: Mariam Abacha; Cc: Barrister John Bernard Subject: HELP ME GET MY OWN BACK ON NASTY OLD REVEREND MURRAY Sent: Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:53:44 Hello Mrs Abacha, It is me Beaker again. Nasty old Reverend Murray has kept me locked in the crypt of the church for over two weeks and all because I sneezed and blew bogies all over the Book of Noel and he has only just let me out and it is not fair. Before I got locked in the crypt you said that you would help me get my own back on nasty old Reverend Murray by giving all that money to me instead of Reverend Murray and that all I had to do was to transfer $3,000 to your lawyer Mr Bernard. Can we still do that? Because after all the bad things that Reverend Murray has done to me since I started work at the church I want to get my own back on him now more than ever. I still have access to the organ restoration fund bank account so if it is not too late I want to carry on with this transaction with you so that I will have enough money to get away from nasty old Reverend Murray and this stupid evil church and I will go far away where the Great Prophet Noel and his men will never find me. I heard Reverend Murray talking to Curate Segg about you a bit earlier and he was saying some very nasty things about you and Mr Bernard. But I do not agree with what he was saying about you. I do not think that you are stupid or a liar. I also heard him talking about that Mr Bukkake and it sounded like things were not going very well there because Reverend Murray was telling Curate Segg that he was having to send even more money to Mr Bukkake and he was not happy about it. Anyway I hope it is not too late Mrs Abacha. Please tell me that it is not. If it is not too late please tell me what I need to do. You are my only hope. Please get back to me as quickly as you can. Thanking you, Beaker From: Mariam Abacha To: Beaker Subject: I WILL HELP YOU Sent: Mon, 09 Oct 2006 13:40:48 Dear Beaker, I am very sorry for what he did to you and it is not too late for you to send the money. Yes, I want to carry on the transaction with you not the old Reverend Murray so what you have to do just send the $3,000 to my family lawyer assistant and send it today because the security company them will come to your country with $85 million in cash. Please use this information to send the money by MoneyGram. See it below this message OK.
I look forward to a favourable response from you. Thanks, Mrs Abacha From: Beaker To: Mariam Abacha Subject: I WILL GO TO THE BANK TOMORROW Sent: Mon, 09 Oct 2006 16:25:49 Hello Mrs Abacha, It is me Beaker again. I am very happy to hear that it is not too late for us to carry on with this transaction. I was worried that it might be too late what with all the time I spent locked up in the crypt. Reverend Murray is a very wicked man. It was bad enough him locking me in the crypt and whipping me when all I did was sneeze on the Book of Noel but for some of the time he kept me tied up and gagged so that I could not make a sound. And there is no heating in the crypt and Curate Segg did not bring me bread and water every day so I was cold and hungry and thirsty. I think Reverend Murray is an evil man. He used to be OK until he joined this weird church and I think joining the church has made him go funny in the head. In fact lots of people in the village seem to have gone funny in the head since they joined the church. It is like they are being brainwashed or something. Anyway with your help I will be able to get out of here and I will be able to get my own back on nasty old Reverend Murray. You would not treat a dog the way he has treated me. I am being on my best behaviour right now so that I do not make Reverend Murray angry because then he might whip me and lock me in the crypt again and then I would not be able to do this transaction with you. So I am keeping my head down and doing my job the best I can and I am trying to keep out of his way. Please Mrs Abacha you must promise me that you will not breathe a word of this to Reverend Murray because if he found out what we were doing he would be very angry indeed and I shudder to think what he might do to me. Please promise me that you will not tell Reverend Murray anything about this. Mind you given the way that Reverend Murray was speaking about you and Mr Bernard earlier it does not sound as if you and Reverend Murray are on speaking terms any more. He called you and Mr Bernard some very nasty names when he was talking to Curate Segg. I did not even understand some of the words he used. And he sounded like he was questioning your parentage too which I thought was very rude of him. I am sure that your mother never did anything untoward with a goat. And even if she had done I do not see how Reverend Murray could have got to know about it because it is not the sort of thing that you would want to talk about if it was your mother. Anyway I will slip out of the church and go to the bank tomorrow morning and I will take the money out of the organ restoration fund and I will transfer it to Mr Bernard's assistant Mr Chidi Francis. Do you know how long it will take for the security company to get the $85 million to me once I have done this? I hope it does not take long because if Reverend Murray finds out that I have taken money out of the account he will be very very angry with me so it would be good if the security company could get the money to me as quickly as possible. Do you know how the security company will be getting the money to me? You said that they would come over to this country with it. Because it is such a lot of money will they be bringing it in an armoured van or anything like that? I hope they do because then maybe they could give me a lift in their armoured van and they could take me far away from here and out of the clutches of Reverend Murray and this evil church. I will send you another email as soon as I come back from the bank. Thanking you, Beaker From: Mariam Abacha To: Beaker Subject: Thanks Sent: Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:24:19 Dear Beaker, Thanks for your mail and may God be with you Amen. I will not tell Reverend Murray anything about my transaction with you OK. Once you send the money to my lawyer's assistant then the security company will come with the money and them will take you out far away when Reverend Murray will not see you again so forward me the MoneyGram information. I hope you send the money today without any disappointment from your side. Thanks, Mrs Abacha From: Beaker To: Mariam Abacha Subject: THERE IS NOT ENOUGH MONEY IN THE BANK Sent: Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:05:03 Hello Mrs Abacha, It is me Beaker again. I went to the bank this morning like I said I would to withdraw the $3,000 so that I could send it to Mr Bernard's assistant Mr Chidi Francis but when I checked the balance of the bank account I found that there is not enough money in there. There used to be lots and lots of money in the bank account but now there is only a little under $2,000 in it. I asked for a statement and it looks as if Reverend Murray has been withdrawing lots of money over the past few weeks. I think he has been withdrawing the money to send to Mr Bukkake or whatever his name is because he was talking to Curate Segg about that yesterday and it sounded like he had to send Mr Bukkake a lot more money than he thought he would and he was not happy about it. Reverend Murray will get into lots of trouble if anyone finds out that all of the money that has been raised to restore his organ has disappeared and I think that is a good thing because it will serve him right for treating me so badly. But that means that I cannot send Mr Bernard $3,000 because there is not enough money in the bank account. I will only be able to send him just under $2,000. Do you think that would be OK? Tell Mr Bernard that I promise to pay him the rest of the money as soon as I get the $85 million. Do you think he will agree to that? I hope so because if he does not there is no way I will be able to carry on with this business. I have to go now. Reverend Murray has told me to clean and polish the church organ because he said he is expecting a visit this afternoon from a photographer from a magazine called Enormous Organs. Reverend Murray told me that the photographer had heard about how big Reverend Murray's organ is and he wants to take some pictures of it for the magazine. I will clean the organ very carefully so that Reverend Murray does not get cross with me. Please Mrs Abacha get back to me as soon as you can and let me know what Mr Bernard says about the money. I hope he will be OK with that. Thanking you, Beaker From: Mariam Abacha To: Beaker Subject: Send all the money you can Sent: Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:52:33 Dear Beaker, Thanks for your mail and may God be with you. Send all the money you can to my lawyer's assistant then the security company will come with the money and that will be OK so forward me the MoneyGram information. Send the money today. Thanks, Mrs Abacha From: Beaker To: Mariam Abacha; Cc: Barrister John Bernard Subject: I HAVE TRANSFERRED ALL THE MONEY I CAN TO MR CHIDI FRANCIS Sent: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:56:19 Hello Mrs Abacha, It is me Beaker again. I have taken all of the money out of the organ restoration fund bank account and I have been to the MoneyGram office and I have transferred it to Mr Bernard's assistant Mr Chidi Francis. I have attached a copy of the MoneyGram receipt to this email and that has all the information that Mr Chidi Francis needs to collect the money. I hope Mr Chidi Francis manages to collect the money without screwing up this time because he was rubbish at collecting it last time and I do not want there to be any delays. Reverend Murray is in a very bad mood today and he was yesterday too because apparently the photographer who came to take pictures of his organ was expecting something totally different and Reverend Murray said that he must have got his wires crossed and that there was no way he was going to agree to appear in a magazine like that and he chased the man out of the church with his whip. Because he is in such a bad mood I am staying out of his way as much as I can because I do not want to make him even more angry than he already is. Please send Mr Chidi Francis to collect the money as soon as he can because I want to get out of here as soon as possible and start my new life away from nasty old Reverend Murray and this wicked church. Please get back to me as soon as Mr Chidi Francis has collected the money and let me know when the security company is going to be arriving here with the money. Thanking you, Beaker From: Mariam Abacha To: Beaker Subject: GET BACK TO ME Sent: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:15:17 Dear Beaker, Thanks for your understand and I think you have to list the information you used to send the money because the attach copy of the MoneyGram receipt is not clear so do what I just told you. Thanks, Mrs Abacha From: Beaker To: Mariam Abacha Subject: HERE IS THE INFORMATION Sent: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:46:04 Hello Mrs Abacha, It is me Beaker again. I can see the information on the MoneyGram receipt perfectly well so I do not know why you cannot read it. Do you wear glasses? If you do maybe you should put them on. And if that does not help then perhaps you need to go to an optician and get your eyes checked out. Anyway here is the information that Mr Chidi Francis will need to collect the money. I transferred $1,930 which was all the money that was left in the organ restoration fund to Mr Chidi Francis and the MoneyGram reference number is 69541928 and the test question is Reverend Murray is what? and the answer is a nasty evil bastard. Please ask Mr Bernard to send his personal assistant Mr Chidi Francis to collect the money straight away because I just overheard Reverend Murray talking to Curate Segg about needing to send more money to Mr Bukkake or whatever his name is and if he goes to the bank and finds out that I have emptied the organ restoration fund bank account he will be very very angry with me and I do not want that so send Mr Chidi Francis to get the money now please Mrs Abacha. If Mr Chidi Francis collects the money today when do you think the security company will be able to get here with the $85 million? I hope it will not take them long because I need to get out of here as soon as possible. Thanking you, Beaker From: Barrister John Bernard To: Beaker Subject: Fuck You Sent: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 23:04:50 Look Beaker what is it again and go back to post office and just collect your money back. I do not need it OK because you and your Reverend Murray have a big problem. Fuck you. From: Beaker To: Barrister John Bernard; Cc: Mariam Abacha Subject: YOU ARE A VERY RUDE MAN AND A RUBBISH LAWYER Sent: Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:53:02 Hello Mr Bernard, Why are you being so rude to me? You are a very rude man and a rubbish lawyer. I do not know why Mrs Abacha puts up with you because you cannot do anything right. Has your personal assistant Mr Chidi Francis messed up collecting the money again? I think your personal assistant Mr Chidi Francis must be a complete idiot if he cannot do something as simple as go to a MoneyGram office and pick up some money. Maybe you ought to get yourself a new personal assistant. One with an IQ that is bigger than his shoe size. You and your personal assistant Mr Chidi Francis have messed up this whole transaction. Maybe nasty old Reverend Murray was right about you after all. Maybe you are a complete moron with a brain the size of a very small pea. Now that you have let me down and been so rude to me and been so completely useless I am just going to have to run away without your help. I am going to cancel the MoneyGram transaction and get the money back from the post office and use it to buy a bus ticket and go far away from here. I am going to go somewhere very far away where nasty old Reverend Murray will not be able to find me. Nasty old Reverend Murray may not be able to whip me any more but after the mess you have made of this whole thing I wish he could give you a good whipping. It would serve you right for being such a rude brainless clot. Thanking you for nothing, Beaker Copyright 2003-2025 www.gilbertmurray.co.uk. All rights reserved. Copyright notice |
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